USSDJango - USSDKoby - RoadTrip!
USSDOP DJS
Once upon a time I did lazy, silly "One Piece" fancomics, it was truly the start of my USSD line of stupid as fucking hell fancomics. For the most part, they're about Sanji trying to win the love of stubborn Usopp, but other things came about as well. Ever wondered where the hell Bishie*Chopper got his start? Look no further than here, my friends. I believe these ran from 2002-2005. Oh, and USSDOP stands for "Ugly Shit Super Deformed One Piece," has nothing to do with Usopp's name, for goodness sake.
By Plautus, part of Z-M.N
UPDATE! 042808 2 new comics!
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USSDJango - USSDKoby - RoadTrip!
USSD ADVENTAA aka TAA
These comics started out as random things I drew while bored at art critiques, I had just barely discovered the WTFness of UsoSan at 3AM while perusing Japanese fansites. Truth be told, I hadn't even read up to the part where Sanji joined when I started these! But I soon rectified that and became a disgusting UsoSan fangirl. Also, I apologize deeply for Bishie*Chopper, I really do.
START
#1: The one where Sanji assaults a woman for a bandana.
#2: The one where Ussop learns to rape like a pirate.
#3: The one where Sanji assaults Chopper for a pair of pajamas.
#4: The one where Zoro explodes.
#5A: The one where a fight is occurring.
#5B: The one where it's almost romantic.
#6: The one where I can't draw hammocks.
#7: The one where it's clear Usopp's gonna need therapy.
#8: The one where it's almost not Zoro bashing.
#9: The one where they went skiing . . . I guess . . . I dunno.
#10A: The one where Sanji promises to behave.
#10B: The one where Sanji ALMOST got "some."
#11: The one where Sanji's forehead 'splodes.
#12: The one where Luffy tries to kill Sanji.
#13: The one where Luffy tries to kill his finger.
#14: The one where Luffy is eavesdropping.
#15: The one where Sanji may or may not be a cross-dresser.
PANTS
#16: The one where Sanji steals Usopp's pants.
#17: The one where the pants stealing gets kinda creepy.
#18: The one where Sanji and Luffy discuss the Incredible Hulk's pants.
#19: The one where Usopp doesn't want to do chores BADLY.
#20A: The one where Sanji returns from training.
#20B: The one where Sanji's training pays off.
#21: The one where Nami is hurtèd.
#22: The one where I consider dubbing horrors.
#23: The one where Sanji kissed Zoro.
BISHIE*CHOPPER
#24: The one where there's a Bishie*Chopper.
#25: The one where Usopp is frightened by Bishie*Chopper.
#26: The one where Sanji realizes the good of Bishie*Chopper scaring Usopp.
#27A: The one where there's an engagement.
#27B: The one where there's a marriage.
#28: The one where there's spaghetti.
#29: The one where there's an air fight.
#30: The one where there's a water racing car bed.
DEAD
#31: The one where Nami is D-E-D dead.
#32: The one where no one is very sympathetic.
#33: The one where Usopp technically calls Nami a bitch.
#34: The one where Sanji wants to scrub Usopp's back.
#35: The one where Luffy wants to play Mouse Trap.
#36: The one where waffles are more important than love.
GAMES
#37: The one where Luffy gives lovings.
#38: The one where Sanji gets sad.
#39: The one where Sanji gets yelled at.
#40A: The one where Nami does something stupid.
#40B: The one where I tease SaNami fans.
#41: The one where it's not that funny but is pretty cute.
#42: The one where chasing occurrs.
WEDDING
#43: The one where Sanji tastes like nicotine ice cream.
#44: The one where I realize how stupid this all really is.
#45A: The one where Sanji plans an obvious cheapshot.
#45B: The one where the obvious cheapshot is pulled off.
#46: The one where Sanji almost engaged Luffy.
#47: The one where Usopp caves.
#48: The one where the wedding begins and ends.
#49: The one where Usopp might have mono.
#50: The one where it ends.
USSD SUPAA DOLPHIN SWEET aka PAA
The sequel series to TAA. It pretty much has the same shit as TAA, only now it has Robin and some Koby-meppo before I spun it off into USSDKoby. Oh, and Furry*Zoro.
START
#1: Tremendous nipples.
#2: Mister Prince!
#3: Sanji's food fetish.
#4: Best Friend 4Eva Flowers.
#5: Helmeppo's plans.
#6A: BDSM*Koby Christmas Edition.
#6B: Chopper's birfday.
#7: Pink.
#8: Glue.
#9: Magical hat growing beans!
The Furry Saga
#10: Robin's a perv.
#11: "I am a REINDEER."
#12: The fursuit.
#13: The fursuit death.
#14: Luffy spazzes.
#15: Nami's friend.
#16: "What the fuck is wrong with this ship?"
#17: Zoro stinks.
#18: Luffy is mean.
#19: Better one or better two?
#20A: More ZoLu teasing.
#20B: Luffy's plans.
#21: Sanji does the laundry.
#22A: Evil Dead.
#22B: Bishie*Koby.
#22C: Spin-Off!
SANJI DIES?! Saga
#23: THE DEATH FAERIE.
#24: Mmm, Chopper jerky.
#25: Death Faeries are kinda dumb.
#26: Food Fetish > Vore Fetish.
#27: Eat-Soul Faerie.
Zombie*GM Saga
#28: Death of the Going Merry Go?
#29: Return of Death...AGAIN.
#30: Death is such a moocher.
#31: Zombie*GMG strikes!
#32: Chainsaws + Zoro = ....
#33: Chainsaws + Zoro = ROFLMAO!
#34: The end of Zombie*GMG
Sexc Saga
#35: Sanji is a total girl.
#36: Best sex soundFX evah.
#37: More brilliant soundFX!
#38: SANJI IS DETERMINED!
#39: Sanji tried SO HARD. ;__;
#40: Parrot! <3
#41: Sanji is jealous AGAIN.
#42: Retribution
#43: Seme*Usopp?!
#44: Nekkid*Sanji?!
#45: Sanji is traumatized.
RAPE COURT Saga
#46: Circling the drain.
#47: White stuff.
#48: Rape is okay if you're married.
#49: Sentencing
#50: Usopp's execution.
USSD FLOWAA POWAA aka WAAWAA
I had started WaaWaa ages ago with 2 comics, stopped for a couple of years, then redrew those comics and hopefully I will continue on! WaaWaa will probably be more of the same as before, so you'd better enjoy it.
START
#1: Usopp is bored.
#2: A dash of...
#3: Mister De'Ath meets Mister Brooke
#4: HOT TUB ADVENTAA
#5: Row boat
USSDJANGO
This series was started during TAA and finished before PAA, so the Koby comics are a sort of sequel to this. USSDJANGO is about the torrid love triangle between Jango, Kuro and Fullbody, with a little bit of UsoSan thrown in.
#One
#Two
#Three
#Four
#Five
#Six
#Seven
#Eight
#Nine
#Ten
#Eleven
#Twelve A
#Twelve B
Epilogue
USSDKOBY
Spun off from PAA, a sort of sequel to JANGO, it follows Koby as he leaves the Marines to find the one person that never tried to molest him: Monkey D. Luffy. It was never finished and just sorta hangs in limbo. Poor Koby's journey will never know completion!
#1: Ewwwww.
#2: Butler*Kuro.
#3: Give Garpe a kiss.
#4: Nosebleed!
#5: Gang rape! That's HILARIOUS!
#6: The notes.
#7: Koby meets Buggy.
#8: Bara Bara no Rape!
#9: Koby meets Alvida . . . again!
#10: Too slippery
#11: Recognizeable rape scream
#12: Hero!
#13: Koby awakens to...